To stay healthy, along with eating right and physical activity, it is very important to laugh. Laughing is very beneficial for our health. This not only reduces stress but also strengthens the lungs. Funny Jokes in Hindi are the best way to laugh. These are easily available and also make you laugh a lot. To stay healthy, not only proper diet and physical activity, but also laughing and being happy are very important. Laughing improves our physical and mental health. This is also the reason why doctors also advise to laugh openly. Jokes are a great way to laugh. It is easily available anywhere.
So read funny jokes in Hindi
- Patni subah uth kar siddha makeup me lag jati hai
Pati: pagal ho! Subah Subah makeup kyu kar rhi h
Patni: Chup rho! Maine apne phon me chehra dekh kar khulne wala lock lagaya tha, Ab phone mujhe pahchan nhi rha.
- Patni: Agar mai kho gyi toh tum kya karoge?
Pati: Mai Newspaper me News dalwaunga.
Patni: Tum kitne achhe ho! Kya likhoge?
Pati: Jisko mil gayi uski.
- Pahle mai kiraye ke Makan me rahta tha,
Phir maine makan malik ko IPL me lagane walw satte ke baare me bataya,
Ab wo v mere sath hi,
Kiraye ke makan me rahta hai.
- Ek chor mintu ka mobile lekar bhaga,
Mintu hasne laga,
Dost: wo tumhara mobile lekar bhaga tum has kyu rahe ho?
Mintu: Bhagne do charger toh mere pass hai.
- Bantu ne Bus ke conductor se pucha:
Aap kitne der bus me rahte hai?
Conductor: 24 ghante
Bantu: wo kaise
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me aur 16 ghante biwi ke bus me.
- Ek admi ke ghar me daku ghus gaye aur unhone saara saman lut liya,
Toh us admi me sanduk ki taraf isara karte hue kaha ise v le jao
Daku ke sardar bade chalak aur saadi suda the unhone pucha:
Kyu isme tumhare patni hai kya?
Admi: nhi wo toh almirah me chali gayi, isme meri saas hai.
Funny jokes Questions and answers
- Seeing a fish swimming in water, how will you recognize whether it is male or female?
Ans. If she is swimming then she is female, and if he is swimming then he is male.
- What is that thing which we cannot see in daylight?
- What is the exact height of Qutub Minar?
Ans. Exactly twice of his half!