I heard you guys are about to accept a giant donation from a cluster bomb company executive so you can light up the football field. That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard, and I hope someone knocks some sense into you before you sign up for it. Come on, guys. Cluster bombs are on the brink of being banned via a joint effort by the UN, Human Rights Watch, the Vatican, and many other global VIPs because they’re dangerous and threatening to global peace and security, and because that makes them just suck.
It is so not cool to revamp a football field on the blood of thousands of civilians across the world.
OK, thanks. Hope you change your mind.
Blog readers: Sign this petition if you agree with me.
Note: I didn’t write this letter, some other do-gooder alumnus did.