French kissing machine might be the most useless Japanese gadget ever

Researchers at the University of Electro-Communications in Tokyo are working on a machine that lets you french kiss someone at a remote location using these giant coconut-shaped devices that will mimic your tongue’s movements on the other end. The guy in the video thinks a good marketing strategy for this might be to get a hot celebrity to record her kissing patterns and then sell the device by saying, hey this is *just* like you’re french kissing that actress! My two cents? I think that’s a little bit weird and very counterproductive to the progress of innovation and reproduction–both of which are needed badly in Japan right now.

Link (Thanks, Jason!)

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  1. Just makes me even saltier. This is why you don’t “release” the Open Beta version of your game when it goes live. I mean how were these changes not just already in the game? Oh man so hard to make the rarest items look cool and be better than random trash blues. Just another way to have a surge on the RMAH as there’s another huge power shift in itemization. http://www.diablo3goldsale.us/