Fake dead body was some guy’s virtual girlfriend

Just under a month ago, a couple walking their dog in the woods
found a dead body, bound and wrapped in plastic. They called the cops,
who unwrapped not a human corpse but a sex doll. It was all over the news. Investigators finally figured out who
was responsible for this scare. They also found that that this wasn’t a
prank, but the real "murder" of a man-on-plastic romantic relationship
gone awry. 

Pink Tentacle writes:  

According to investigators, the man had lived with the sophisticated
doll for several years after his wife passed away, but decided to part
with her after making plans to move in with one of his children. “It
seems he grew attached to the doll over the years,” said the chief
investigator. “He was confused about how to get rid of her. He thought
it would be cruel to cut her up into pieces and throw her out with the
trash, so he proceeded to dump her illegally.”

The guilty owner was a 60-year old unemployed man who may be fined for violating the Waste Management Law.

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