Your toilet seat should match your shower curtains, too. Starting in November, for just two months, furniture and interior design company INAX is selling these awesome toilet lids in 11 different colors. Of course, no Japanese toilet seat is marketable without a bidet system installed, so it is fully capable of shooting warm water up your ass. It even has a fully automated toilet seat that automatically shuts after use so you don’t have to get yelled at for leaving the seat up. Oh! And also, it has a self-cleaning nozzle.
It retails for 156,000 yen, a little under $1,400.