Old Japanese Thug Has Cool Hair

This is the best picture ever I’ve seen of a convicted felon! This is Hiroshi Nakamura, a 76-year old Japanese thug. He was just handed a life sentence for stealing 50 million yen from an Osaka cash van in 2001. He’d also been hiding 10 guns and 1,000 bullets in a safety deposit box in Shinjuku.

This is the second life sentence this bad-ass motherfucker has gotten. Half a century ago, when he was in his twenties, he was sentenced to life in prison for killing a police officer who stopped him while he tried to rob a bank. He was paroled in thirty years ago and has been a free man since then. But now it’s over.

But look at this guy’s face! He’s so cute in a mean, funny way. I bet he cuts in line at the prison cafeteria and steals extra potatoes, and hides them under the bed. How did he get his hair to stand up like that? So cool.


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