Okay, I’ve heard rumors about doggie gyms and doggie treadmills, but this is the first time I’ve actually really studied one. This automated puppy walker from Belluna is made especially for those miniature toy dogs that are so popular in Japan these days, and can speed up to 5km/h for a hard core workout. There’s even a remote control so you can tell your dog, "Faster! Faster!" as you rev the thing up to max speed. Humans are so evil…but I kinda want one because Ruby’s getting too chub and lazy these days.